Canada Immigrant Awards

Dear readers, fellow immigrants, ladies and gentlemen. It is with great pleasure and a six-dollar TTC trip that I have the honour and privilege to announce the Annual Canada Immigrant Awards.

Ever since landing on the Canadian soil one fine early-afternoon a few years ago, I have seen, with immense pride, delight and frequently recurring cold and flu, the phenomenal achievements of my fellow Skilled Worker Class Landed Migrants from all corners of the world. We have converged here – all races, religions and languages – in this land of sweet maple syrup, stewed beaver tails and car-friendly neighbourhoods, to make a difference in the future of our new homeland: the Federal Parliamentary Democracy, the A Mari Usque Ad Mare Dominion of Canada.

Without further ado, let me announce the winning Top Canadian Immigrants!

Award categories, nominations and winners

Top 12 Canadian Immigrants

The nominations have been made by a select group of experts with first hand in-depth analytical knowledge in the field of Canadian Immigration, along with an influential group of federal and provincial committee members, plus business representatives of the lucrative Immigrant Market Industry.

And now… let the glory begin!

Best Career Demotion Award

The nominees are Steffanie Jamel Skye Bracaloni Cordell Maccutcheon

And the winner is Skye Bracaloni

Fastest Bankruptcy after Arrival Award

The nominees are Jina Honokaupu Cedrick Jubran Tonie Killoren

And the winner is Jina Honokaupu

Most Failed Business Attempts Award

The nominees are Santo Flautt Tuan Cofran Tammara Babson

And the winner is Tuan Cofran

Fastest Early Exit Award

The nominees are Hayden Eflin Winford Paulic Elodia Andrino

And the winner is Hayden Eflin

Most Unsuccessful Job Interviews Award

The nominees are Incomstanti Dahlia Mossing Hosea Iacobelli

And the winner is Dahlia Mossing

Most Unaccomplished PhD Award

The nominees are Jacinto Ardella Mcdunn Gabrel Rainaldo Buer

And the winner is Rainaldo Buer

Highest Number of Welfare Newborns Production Award

The nominees are Patri and Brino Harvley Nina and Raj Bonwo Karim and Riz Pegeron

And the winners are Patri and Brino Harvley

Most Culturally Shocked Family Award

Kattie Grzywacz and Family Abu Marusiak and Family Ardella Ondic and Family

And the winner is Abu Marusiak and Family

Best Useless Foreign Credentials Award

The nominees are Jacinto Masupha Filiberto Gabrel Raina Buer

And the winner is Raina Buer

Best Engineer Turned Cabbie Award

The nominees are Long Cossaboom Santana Houghtelling Felila

And the winner is Long Cossaboom

Best Surgeon Turned Hospital Guard Award

The nominees are Trinity Mcdunn Latorak Lasik Hayden Lebaugh

And the winner is Latorak Lasik

Best Finance Director Turned Cashier Award

The nominees are Rachell Pegeron Santana Houghtelling Cordell Maccutcheon

And the winner is Cordell Maccutcheon

And now, my heartiest felicitations and utmost gratitude to all the winners and runners up. We shall be back again next year with more categories and nominations.

So Girls and boys, it’s time to rest our laurels and party the night away!