You know what’s wrong with Canadian employment when…

Take the following qualifications for a position with a big, huge company. Read it first ( I am not making these up, url given below):

Some required Qualifications include

• Has excellent attendance and can handle responsibility.
• Highly productive with minimal guidance or supervision.
• Conscientiously and methodically approaches work. Sees tasks through to completion.
• Strong work ethic. Uses time productively to accomplish work goals.
• Committed to meeting quality standards.
• Maintains focus on accomplishing desired results.
• Has a solid understanding of the job and its duties and responsibilities.
• Adheres to scheduling and attendance requirements.
• Bondable
• Brings energy, enthusiasm, and a positive attitude to the job.
• Self-motivated. Thrives on doing a job well.
• Has effective organizational skills. Keeps files and work area organized.
• Pays attention to detail. Approaches work in a meticulous and thorough manner.
• Demonstrates professionalism at all times.

Sounds like a perfect set of requirments for a CEO, right?

The job above, I’m not kidding, is for a Janitor. Now imagine what would be the qualifications for a simple desk job?

And here’s the original job posting.

This really goes on to show that there are indeed jobs available for qualified immigrants!

Vive la Canadian Dream!