Some commenters on The Globe and Mail have expertly hinted (or shyly touched upon, since it is quite politically incorrect, I’ll say) that immigration might be, just a little, to some extent, by the way, to a degree, itsy bitsy, responsible for the terrust attacks that didn’t actually take place.

The news of terrusts found in Canada is disturbing. Even more disturbing is the fact that Swedish giant IKEA was not even named a suspect, as clearly implicated through this picture with the story.